...to the detriment of your long-term health.
I was told this yesterday by an expert in the field.
You just know how all-consuming it can be...
...whether or not you're getting any.
I blame it on genetics.
We're all wired to propagate the species.
And it's hard to resist instant gratification...
...to hold off in anticipation of sweeter fruit in the future.
But I know in my heart it's the right thing to do.
So today, after looking lovingly at my beautiful young Blueberry, covered in hundreds of tiny delicate flowers each with just a blush of pink...
...I proceeded to cut them all off!That horny little plant better focus it's energy on long-term growth. For now.
In a few years, Blueberry orgy time!!! Hopefully all five get in on it. Three O'Neil, one Misty, and one Southmoon.
(ps. I wonder if this blog post will get a lot of hits for some reason??)
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Not if your only label is gardening, may want to spice that up.
Nice job at Punchbowl btw.
oops.....
Sorry,. wrong blog, re: punchbowl!!! lol, I just left Gilmore's....
But, I would still liven up the labels!!!
No problem. I'll take kudos anytime ...even if not meant for me! I did do Punchbowl two years ago:
http://tinyurl.com/d9daw5
Hey, you don't think "gardening" is an exciting label??? What's wrong with you people?!? :)
Jake,
It is GiLLmore... with two L's... I'll forgive you if you take it easy on me in some of these crits... You guys are really making it difficult for me to acheive my seasonal goals!
Mark-
I wasn't really sure where this blog post was going... Lets just say I'm glad it went were it did ;)
If you put Horny in the title, maybe. Let's see you have got sex, horny, passion, blue...berry, orgy. How about: Blueberry Orgy, Horny Now Sexy Antioxidants to Come
See how many hits that gets!
You know what's funny? My first title was "Young and Sexy", but after I hit the Publish button and went to look at it, Blogger had already blocked it. That's never happened to me before and I didn't know what was happening so I changed the title. Wimp. I should have Raged Against Censorship ...but I was getting hungry for lunch.
Anyway, Google seems to do just fine with words in comments, so your title suggestion above will generate a few hits I'm sure. Too bad the searchers will be so disappointed! Unless perhaps there are some kinky people who like Blueberries for god knows what.
So, I'll just end this comment with:
XXX
I'm not taking it easy on GiLLmore after being discarded like an empty GU wrapper at UCLA RR!
But I am willing to offer a slingshot for a solo in exchange for a lead out.
Hahahaha!!!
I'd be careful though – I once blogged about my XXX Bontrager carbon wheels, calling them porn for cyclists and was SLAMMED with spam from then on.
Woops, did I just turn on the spam fountains for you? :)
- Cynthia
Hahahaha!!!
I'd be careful though – I once blogged about my XXX Bontrager carbon wheels, calling them porn for cyclists and was SLAMMED with spam from then on.
Woops, did I just turn on the spam fountains for you? :)
- Cynthia
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